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Writers Don’t Like To Write

06 Feb

“Writers don’t like to write; they like to have written.”

I’ve heard this quote very recently from two unrelated sources, and I initially thought it was deep and profound. Upon further reflection, though, I’ve decided it’s hogwash.

Yes, it’s true that a lot of the joy of writing is found in the accomplishment of having written something.  But the same can be said of any number of things. For example, I like to have weeded my garden. I like to have worked out. I like to have planned a healthy menu for my family, done all the shopping and prepared a delicious and nutritious gourmet meal.

Unfortunately, my garden looks like I’m actually trying to farm dandelions and twitch grass. I am fat. And excuse me while I pop some frozen pizzas into the oven.

Yes, I’m proud of myself when I’ve finished my semi-annual burst of gardening. I love the feeling of shoving my exercise DVD back into the cupboard with a loud “Take that, Jillian Michaels!” And I know that when I put my mind to it, I can make a chicken pot pie that would make the Pioneer Woman weep with envy.  I like to have accomplished those things. But they don’t define who I am. They seem to just consume way too much time that I’d rather spend on way more important things. Like debating about which descriptive words best portray my deepest feelings. (You can see that “hogwash” won out over “baloney” in today’s battle.)

The difference between writing and all the other stuff that I should do is that the other stuff isn’t really on my mind unless I’m actually doing it. I don’t lie awake at night obsessing about which weeds I should pull first. I don’t stand in the shower mentally rehearsing my work-out routine. And I don’t sit and stare at a blank page on my computer just willing the perfect menu plan to formulate in front of my eyes. I can actually (and do frequently) make it until 5 PM before something clicks in my mind that “Oh yeah, it’s my night to make supper for the six of us – just like it is every single day!”

Another difference is that I can easily talk myself out of doing all the other stuff I should be doing. In fact, even when I’ve done all the other stuff I should do, I don’t feel like I’ve accomplished anything that day if I haven’t had any time to sit and write. On the other hand, I can spend a whole day perfecting one page (or even one paragraph!) to the exclusion of all other chores and if I’m satisfied with that page (or paragraph) by bed-time, then I feel like my time was well-spent. Even a well-crafted status update is like Nicorette; it’s enough to take the edge off so I can sleep at night.

And so I submit my modification of the quote: Writers don’t like to write; they need to have written.

P.S. Maybe the Nicorette analogy is a poor one. I don’t know. I’m blatantly ignoring the 10 Commandments for Writers and just assuming that you don’t know any better and therefore can’t correct me.

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11 Comments

Posted by on February 6, 2012 in Humour, Writing

 

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11 responses to “Writers Don’t Like To Write

  1. Sandy Keller

    February 6, 2012 at 8:44 AM

    You are so hilarious!! I love to read your writing! I just wish I had more time in my day for reading. 🙂

     
  2. Sandy

    February 6, 2012 at 8:52 AM

    Some days, piano teachers don’t like to teach, they like to have taught. 🙂

     
  3. onebabyatatime

    February 6, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    You are NOT obsessing about which weeds to pull first?? I am very disappointed in you now… :S
    Thanks for sharing my friend… PLEASE keep on writing and enjoy the satisfaction it gives you!!!!!!!!! ❤

     
  4. shelby somers

    February 6, 2012 at 8:54 AM

    You are NOT fat!!!

     
    • Anita Neuman

      February 6, 2012 at 9:33 AM

      Not to belabour the point, but these 15-20 extra pounds would beg to differ. Unfortunately, they don’t weigh as heavily on my mind as they do on my hips.

       
  5. Brian Mullins

    February 6, 2012 at 8:58 AM

    Well written, Anita :-). if you haven’t checked out http://www.dooce.com, you ought to. She can be a little raw sometimes, but Heather Armstrong makes a living blogging about her life and times.

     
  6. Sandy

    February 6, 2012 at 8:59 AM

    Shelby – my words exactly. Because if she is fat, there is no hope for me…..

     
  7. Jacquelyn Campbell

    February 6, 2012 at 9:03 AM

    Thank-you for the writing. I never really thought about which of my tasks makes me feel like I have accomplished something at the end of the day. Now I am pondering that.

     
  8. Clara

    February 6, 2012 at 9:07 AM

    Anita. You were born to do a lot of things, and one of those was certainly writing. You have all the ingredients. Yes, I said ingredients. Writing is work. It is work that is extremely enjoyable. You work at it until you get it right. Just like a favourite recipe. If it doesn’t work out the way you want it to (and a writer knows that when you write something, it has to read right) then you try and try again until the words say what you want to describe, until a recipe tastes the way you want it to. You are one of those writers who will put in the time and effort because writing is a craft that you love. Looking forward to your next piece.

     
  9. Kathleen Wells

    February 6, 2012 at 11:59 AM

    Enjoyed your “writing” very much, Anita!! (Had to read the ‘modification’ a few times before I ‘got’ it!!) Keep it up!!!

     
  10. Rhonda Scaiano

    February 6, 2012 at 2:12 PM

    Love it! Thank you Anita~

     

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